*PUNCHES FIST THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE*
In which John Green is, as always, wonderful.
*prints this onto a hammer and uses it to smash the heads of anyone who complains about this ever*
I strive to be as a good a person as John Green is.
John Green, always reminding me of the growing up that I need to do…
this is lovely.
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
im laughing so hard